The Driving Insane

so I have have to send you this before I forget. I was just helping [the Conspiracy Theorist] schedule a computer. He was in a super bad mood and was all disgruntled over something and saying stuff under his breath. I didn't ask what his deal was and just kept scheduling a computer for him. And of course he had a stack of papers with him. He had placed them on counter and at one point hit them with his fist and said "I had just found the Holy Grail and he TOOK it away from me!" I was trying so hard not to laugh at him. Damn, I wonder who has the Grail now. I hope it hasn't fallen into the wrong hands!


From my library liason keeping me updated and entertained while I'm gone.

Labels: holy grail, library

Question just asked "you don't have computers here with The Google on it do you?"


From my library liason keeping me updated and entertained while I'm gone.

Labels: computers, google, library

Some crazy lady just came to the desk to tell us that "the toilet paper you have in the restroom is, quite frankly, just torturous".

another email half an hour later:

so she filled out a "speak out" form and said "please have a heart and get some new toilet paper. I have sore female parts after using it."

From my library liason keeping me updated and entertained while I'm gone.

This lady came up to the desk just now and wanted to ask me a tax question. Here was her lead in..."My glasses aren't working right now, blah, blah, blah tax question.."



From my library liason keeping me updated and entertained while I'm gone.