The Driving Insane

Another old lady caller left a message asking us to look up the "trips for today that they list in the paper" because she lost her paper. I have never noticed such a feature in the paper, so I called her back to clarify her request. After some discussion, I determined she was talking about the community events calendar.

I guess when you are 87, getting out to see the rose show down the street constitutes a "trip". May I live to see the day.