9.25.2005
Do you know the muffin man @ your library?
My coworker walked past a guy just as he was breaking off a piece of the nice, moist muffin sitting in front of him. Pieces of it were falling onto the freshly steam-cleaned floor. "No food in the library," she said.
A few minutes later, he came up to the desk to inquire insolently if that meant "no food in the library" or "no eating in the library" because he said, "I was not eating it. I was just getting it out so I could get my books out."
Then he walked by a few minutes later and said, "Well, I'm just going outside to throw my muffin in the trash."
Ok, sure. Whatever.
A few minutes later, he came up to the desk to inquire insolently if that meant "no food in the library" or "no eating in the library" because he said, "I was not eating it. I was just getting it out so I could get my books out."
Then he walked by a few minutes later and said, "Well, I'm just going outside to throw my muffin in the trash."
Ok, sure. Whatever.
