The Driving Insane

Sometimes simplicity really does make the biggest statement. I see some crazy outfits in the library, but one last night took the cake. A tall guy with long, scraggly hair rushed in looking for a cd. He caught my attention when I heard my coworker ask him to please go get some shoes and come back. I looked over and saw that he was wearing a single button cut-away tux-style jacket in burgundy. Unbuttoned. That was coupled with bright yellow swim trunks.

And that's all.

No shoes, no shirt, and I'm pretty sure no underwear, either.