5.29.2004

I feel like creating categories of library patrons.

The first one that comes to mind is the Library Vulture. These are the people waiting outside the door when the library opens. They usually fall into one of two sub-categories: Newspaper Predator or Computer Predator. They practically run through the library to vie for first chance at the local news paper or best computer terminal. A few Library Vultures can be categorized in both subsets as they alternate between fighting for computer space and newspaper control. Regardless of their compulsion du jour, they invariably show up within the first minute and a half of opening time.

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